All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.
First of all you – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.
God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.
Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!
If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.
You’re such a joke. Nothing says Christian like screaming profanities at the top of your lungs. Way to really shine there, Margaret.
Sit down and shut up.
MARGARET YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION! YOU SAID EVERYTHING I THINK, FEEL AND KNOW DEEP IN MY SPIRITUAL FUCKING HEART…WHY DON’T PEOPLE GET IT? GOD = LOVE…THAT’S ALL. NO FUCKING DISCLAIMERS LIKE, YOU CAN’T BE GAY, MUSLIM, BUDDHIST, AN ABORTION DOER, A SMOKER, A DRINKER…HELLO, THEY SERVE WINE IN MASSES ALL ACROSS THE WORLD…AND APPARENTLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MINORS TOO, BUT GOD DOESN’T COUNT THAT IN THEIR EYES…BUT HE’LL COUNT IT IF “THE AVERAGE” AMERICAN EATS BUSH…GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
RESPECT ONE ANOTHER, AND BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS….YOU SHOULD RUN FOR VP, OBAMA COULD USE YOU!
Bravo! Couldn’t have said it better myself! Finally, someone who drops the F-bomb more than me. I always said that if Jesus was here he would be so embarrassed of these bible-thumping bastards!!!
Last word on the subject… I think it’s a bit weird that some of the people who criticise Margaret for not having “love in her heart” are talking about how she’ll be sorry on Judgment Day.
The same book (Leviticus) that brought us the “God hates fags” argument also brought us “God hates shellfish,” which hasn’t slackened worldwide sales of shrimp. The Bible is mum on the subject of swearing, but Christ did have a lot to say on the subject of tolerance and shaking up the status quo. He also said a lot about not being high-minded. Timothy 3:1-4 condemns “men [who] shall be lovers of their own selves” (vain or self-interested, who do not “love thy neighbour”) and those who are “heady, highminded”. Loudly proclaiming that someone is gonna go to Hell seems pretty high-minded to me.
YOU ARE A TOTAL BABE!!! You made my day. Rock on!
Actually, God really cares more that we love Him and feed the poor and hungry. (2 greatest commandments).
“Religion that God considers pure and faultless is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.”
what a crybaby!! many issues here, most of all self-esteem-check into anger mgmt- 1. you’re NOT funny 2. who are you anyway? 3. you’re definetely NOT funny
“Our God is a God of love…..”
That’s the only song I remember from Catholic school. The only one that matters, I think. Margaret – you’re right.
Right on.
The truth will set you free. Christ-fucking-Almighty! The eloquence burns! I love you.
http://goesdownbitter.wordpress.com/2008/07/25/clinging-holy-word/
It’s about time real Christians stood up and took back the faith. Read what Jesus taught not the hate filled diatribes spewed by those that pretend to be Christians.
Tell it like it is Margaret, the Bitter Hinterlands applauds you.
wut wut!!
mr. cho,for lack of an education, uses the f word..repeatedly..all the time..incessantly-you’re STILL not funny, sir-
I have been purposely anti-religious since the age of 11 – so for a quarter of a century now – and this is the first time in all that time that I thought that maybe, just maybe, Christianity isn’t such a bad thing.
Thank you.
Nothing makes me feel more understood than this depiction of God and your piece you performed about those who are good in bed– including a long list of miscreants like myself.
You fucking RUUUUUULLLLLEEEE~!!!! I just got wet reading this. I’m now officially in love with you margaret cho…. at least your mind and the incredibleness that you just wrote…. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about a mind orgasm………………. whatever the hell you just said is officially my new religion… whooooo hoooooo!!!!!! YES BABY…. someone finally hit the nail on the fuckin head! Margaret cho for PRESIDENT!!! hahaha (in my dreams)
You’re just pissed because the day god made you hot, caucasion, intelligent, female, hetero sexuals where on backorder.
God’s YOUR boyfriend?? Bitch said he was MY boyfriend…
Well, you’re pretty awesome. I guess I can share.
LOVE you! Keep preachin’ it, girl!
thank you!!!!!!!!!
its so nice to see that someone has a fucking pair of BALLS and is not afraid to whip them out in the public eye. touching, witty, and bad ass. kepp it comin, sister.
p.s. so cool you are/were touring with kelly!!
hello! I am not gay, but you are so right ! love from Amsterdam
Oh Margaret, I fucking love you! It’s nice to have a fellow Christian who fucking gets it!
you are completely fabulous.
people dont want to just be what they are they want to criticize everyone else for not being whatever it is enough, you make me and everyone else that loves you just be what we are and not fucking allow anyone to question that…
you’re the baddest betch, and we love you!!
Atta girl, Marge. XOX
Where in the Bible did Jesus try to take away someone’s civil rights?
Didn’t happen folks.
Live your life, believe as you will, but stay out of other peoples business.
I would however, like to have a DVD of Margaret teaching Sunday school.
FUCK U!
Fu ck U
AMEN! Thank you……we all need to start using “Fake Chrisitians” more often, throw it back in the so called “Christians” face. Love thy neighbor you know! I can’t say thank you enough! And I need a spiritual pick me up after these last few days of the economic melt down. Thank you!
You are awesome! Fuck the right-winged, ‘christians’ and their closed (and probably closeted) minds! Write on Margaret, because you are ‘right on’….and your show is great, too.
Right on Margaret Cho. I think that the Christian establishment has all these rules to keep people in their place and to keep them from thinking for themselves. It’s the total antithesis to what we are intended to do. So, thanks for thinking for yourself and thanks for voicing the feelings that many of us “spiritual” people have. God rocks and he’s got better shit to worry about than whether I call someone a “God damned douche bag”.
thanks good blog
If people really believe in a God, then let him judge. Thats what I can’t stand about most Christians. It’s not your place to tell me how to live. It’s up to your Lord. Accept people for who they are and love them no matter if they share your beliefs or not. Stop spewing hate and love all people or maybe you will be the one explaining yourself when your time is up.
I’m not asking you to stop believing, I’m just asking you to stop judging….. Isn’t that in the bible somewhere? Thou shall not judge?
Good job Margaret.
Hey Margret,
I LOVE your TV show and I have seen a fewof your comedy shows… I love how real you are and that you are not afraid to say what you feel…
I agree with you… FUCK THEM…. God loves us all for who we are and I am not going to conform to what some people think is the right way to live life… you are awesome chick… your fab squad is awesome and your parents are so sweet, I could take them home…..
FUCK the people who tell you that you are wrong for being who you are…..
God loves you, your family loves you and your fans love you……
poor Sarah, so lost and misled, huddling for comfort with the rest of the sheep following the wrong shepherd right off of the cliff of spiritual ruin. Looks like Sarah is the one who needs to re-read the Bible, possibly this time with both eyes open, especially the New Testament.
OMG. You are such an inspiration!!! Stand Up and be counted Margaret Cho! If there is one thing in this world that pisses me off it’s fake ass Christian motherfuckers. People who profess to believe in God and yet spew HATE all over the rest of us. Where in the Bible does it say to hate your neighbor??? Where does it say it’s alright to make people feel less than because you have a small dick and feel so inferior the only way you can feel good about yourself is to put others down?? HUH? where does it say any thing like this? it doesnt, but these fake ass people want to warp the interpertation so it fits their narrow little world.
So Margaret Cho, Rock On Bitch!!! I love you so much, cant wait to see you in October in Ontario CA.
I LOVE YOUR SONG – “I Cho Am A Woman’ is there anything you can’t do!!!!!
I LOVE YOU MARGARET!!!
You hit the nail on the head! Thank you for taking such a strong stance. You are someone to look up to!! You are helping the lives of gay people all over!!! More people need to tell off those heretics who use their “religion” as a shield. It makes me really glad to know there are people out there (you) who stand for whats right and arn’t afraid to say it any way they want.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless
Also, looks like poor Jeremy there can’t handle opinions that differ from his own! Sit down and shut up? Hardly! I think people like him deserve nothing more than to be challenged! Keep it up Margaret! Stand up and shout it out!
Whis is there no Margaret Cho action figure? Hmm? That’s what I want to know. Git er done, girl. Git er done.
m.cho, i love you.
I SAW THIS ON PEREZHILTON, AND I MUST SAY YOU ARE AMAZING, AND I SEE MY RELIGION IN SUCH A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE NOW. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME BACK MY HOPE AND FAITH BACK FOR GOD. KEEP BEING YOU.
XOXOXO.
NICHOLAS N. GALLEGOS
(BUTTERFLY BURN ENTERTAINMENT)
I totally agree…I am Christian AND Liberal…and I teach Sunday School, too!!!
I love you, Margaret.
Hey babydoll,
I attend Catholic church every week, I have four kids. Though I choose not to curse as much I agree with you 100% if Jesus walked the earth we’d shit bricks with the people he’d hang out with. My oldest asked what would I do if she was gay .. I told I’d put on my I’m Proud of Pussy Eating Daughter (well, no I would would do that …. that shirt doesn’t come in my size) But I told her I’d be the first one to march in the parade. Thank you hun, for reminding people that faith can show up in the most unusual places… Love You
OMG…When gay marrige becomes legal in this country…I want Cho to be there at my wedding. -love ya
I had to scroll down just to leave a message about the comment left by rfjason.
a) Can it really be possible that a person like this exists in today’s America?
2) I’m horrified at the complete racist ignorance portrayed here. I’m sorry, but what the fuck does typing “Barack ‘Hussein’ Obama” signify? Some kind of deluded idea that he’s related to Bin Laden or some shit? That is SO middle earth over the top idiocy, I can’t even believe my eyes.
d) Referring to Sarah Palin as one of today’s great Christian leaders bringing the bible to the white house is horrifying to me. Hello??? We don’t mix church and politics here in this country… at least we are not supposed to. This country is made up of all colors and religions, not just your own slighted tunnel-visioned views.
4) and making reference to a fucking “chewy bagel”… WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THAT SHIT?????
HAHAHAHAAAAA
you, rfjason, are a douche.
Margaret, I love you, you are totally right, and you know that fat black lesbian in the sky agrees!
“# Kelsy Says:
September 18th, 2008 at 4:31 am
FUCK YOU YOU DYKE BITCH. 1ST OF ALL GOD DOES NOT ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALITY. WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOUR FUCKING UGLY ASS AN AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING REGARDING POLITICS? YOUR JUST ANOTHER FUCKING STUPID CELEBRITY USING THEIR STATUS TO VOICE YOUR OPINION. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT ANOTHER PUSSY YOU FUGLY DYKE AND YOUR GRANDFATHER TALKS TO YOU FROM A CORNER OFFICE…YEAH FUCKING RIGHT…IN HELL. FUCK YOU, I WISH I COULD SPIT IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE”
Ok asshole — I hope you are not representing “Christianity”…. I guess God speaks to you personally …. I wish I was there when you tried to spit in the Chos face because you end with my fist in yours. We don’t need you or your hatred and I’m sorry you are that small of person ……….
SO wait a minute…if God is a big fag, does that mean all these fake ass Christian homophobic men are going to take it up the ass with no reach around when they die?
Because that would be awesome!
Finally, a Christian my atheist ass can get behind. I admit I’ve never been that interested in your comedy before, but now I’m going to go and find everything I can and begin the worship. You rock! Than you for stating the truth. Palin is frightening in so many ways… and if the McCain/Palin festering pit of faux-values and propaganda wins this upcoming election my entire family (three generations) is going to become Canadian. The hell with this crap. We’ve put up with the Republican wanna-be dictatorship for far too long. I sincerely hope the American people will pull their collective heads out long enough to get these fuckers out. For good.
I (Naturalist) Love you Margaret Cho. Please keep talking about Palin, the idea of her being the President is so scary.