I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.

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274 thoughts on “I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses”

  1. It is too bad that you are such a loser. You have to use whore language to get an audience. That stuff you call comedy, it’s not. You don’t like it here? I bet they really need some Comediennes in Korea, especially in the North. You certainly would fit in. Kim Jong-il could really use another whore.

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  3. Think before speaking (or writing in this case). It is fine not to like John McCain and it is fine to make fun of and belittle his political ideas, however, It is not fine to say that because he was captured he was not a good soldier. Thousands of American soldiers have been captured and tortured to protect us and our freedoms. Were they also “not that good?” They’ve suffered tremendous trauma which haunts many of them still today. It is sickening that someone would trivialize their heroic efforts. Especially when they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. I think an apology is more than necessary.

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  5. The degree of blatant misogyny on this thread is really disturbing to me.

    The racist and spiteful comments are disturbing, but sadly I expect part of America to react that way.

    What’s really shocking to me is how many of Margaret’s Cho’s fan base are so quick to scream “WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!!” at Palin.

    Really?
    How would you feel if some stranger was screaming that about your Mom.
    Your sister.
    Your wife.
    What the hell did she ever do to you?

    But because you don’t like her politics than its open season and it’s OK to instantly start labeling her “A FUCKING WHORE!!!”

    Over and over again.

    “Boy, I’d sure like to steam up those glasses.”

    Yeah. No shit. That’s all of America can talk about these days. What are you, 12 years old?

    It’s really creepy to me that here in the 21st century an attractive older female can’t make an appearance on the world stage of politics without everyone obsessing about how they want to fuck her, call her a fucking whore, or fuck her while calling her a fucking whore.

    Really?

    I thought you had more of a conscious, Margaret. It’s kind of depressing to see that when it comes down to it, your fan base really is pretty fucking misogynistic.

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  7. Are you people freakin’ serious? This isn’t a POLITICAL blog, it’s a COMEDIAN’S blog. Considering what she said was funny as hell, and has you all riled up, I’d consider it a success.

    I don’t even know where to begin, there are too many morons to respond to, so I’ll just say this. To everyone taking this post seriously, YOU’RE FUCKING IDIOTS! Period.

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  10. You hardcore mcpalin fans are… FUNNY!
    Soooo upset by a comedian, you hurl your insults, at being insulted? Go figure.
    You clearly don’t read much, either… based on your comments posted.
    Try this article on for size. Since you pro POW voters seem to be solely voting for a guy based on his (lack of) military record. You know, the one we cannot see, like his medical records…

    You’ll enjoy all the attached research docs:
    McCain and the POW Cover-up
    The “war hero” candidate buried information about POWs left behind in Vietnam

    http://www.nationinstitute.org/p/schanberg09182008pt1

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  11. Margaret: Your tounge would definitely stick. Cold as a bridge in Alaska, that one is.

    I’m so entertained by the few folks who seem to have come out of the woodwork here because they obviously have a Google Alert set up for “palin” or something. 🙂 For all of your crowing, I suggest you all invest in a few dictionaries and thesauruses – these words that you’re all tossing around don’t mean what you think they mean, and I hate to break it to you, but you can’t co-opt them to make them mean whatever you agree with.

    Get a clue and then come back for a debate, unless you just want to entertain the folks who know better than you – in which case by all means, continue. 🙂

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  13. FUCK THE BAILOUT. CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN TOMORROW

    Congress is about to screw us all royally by passing this bailout bill, the financial equivalent of The Patriot Act.

    Chances are, Obama will vote for it just like he voted to RENEW the Patriot Act on March 2, 2006

    The bailout is going to help the exact same companies that have been jacking up the price of oil. Don’t you think it’s odd that gas has been so cheap lately ($3.77 in the Bay Area is what passes for cheap these days) the same week that Wall Street has been all kinds of fucked up and looking for a handout? Here’s why –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW57L_jP4vU

    Best thing you can do is pick up the phone and call your Congressman.
    THEY MIGHT TRY AND RUSH THIS THROUGH AS SOON AS FRIDAY.
    Pick up the phone and call your Congressman. Tell them that if they vote for the bailout you will vote them out of office. Here’s a list of California reps

    Senator Dianne Feinstein (D- CA)
    202-224-3841

    Senator Barbara Boxer (D- CA)
    202-224-3553

    Representative Jackie Speier (D – 12)
    202-225-3531

    Here’s another eloquently put speech on just how fucked up this bailout is

    http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=mbD62gNi9WE

    Thank you all –

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  14. “kristina Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    you are disgusting to bag on a soldier who protected your ass and your rights as a citizen”

    ___________

    oh. do you mean that in the sixties, vietnam was threatening us citizen rights or about to invade the usa ?? LOOOLLL!!
    mccain was not only a very poor pilot, he was also a fucking stupid one to get into a war that had nothing to do with his country.

    keep it up Margaret! _XD

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  16. I don’t understand why some of you are so silly! If you’d like an explanation…Margaret is coincidentally not an unbiased news anchor or anything of the sort. She makes people laugh for a living. Are you really insecure enough to attack her in a satire blog? If you are the type of people who would go to a comedy club and start calling out comedians on their political incorrectness, I feel very, very sorry for you. How, it must be blissful to live in such an ignorant world.

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  20. Oh goodness… the misogyny… from both you and your commenters, it blinds. While I don’t support Palin, this stuff is getting ridiculous. I used to be a fan, can’t say so anymore!

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  21. Ms Cho-

    That was so inappropriate I don’t even know where to begin. I read it 30 minutes ago but I am still laughing. Thank you for making my night better.

    Oh, and I love that all these ignorant-ass Cho haters are the ones writing IN ALL CAPS and completely ignoring the standard grammar and sentence structure confines of the English language.

    Some people are so lame.

    You’re not though. You’re fucking hilarious and this post was freakin hilarious.

    I do agree with one comment above though: I’d do Tina Fey any day before Palin.

    <3 Mollie

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  22. OMG! Margaret I love you so much! You are amazing! Sarah Palin is an insult to freedom, women, rights and gay people. Did you see her VP debate this week with Biden? OMG her body expression, and they way she answered to the question about if she supported gay rights and gay marriage was so homophobic! She was like “ummmm yeah I can be tolerant but mmmm I don’t support gay marriage, but I can be tolerante… ummmm I have friends, which I hate but are my friends, that don’t agree with me, but ummm I can be tolerant…. but im gay marriage is wrong, but ummmm we would never take away their rights (yeah right)… to visit each other in the hospital… ummm yeah I can be tolerant… but ummmm… OMFG I JUST HATE GAY PEOPLE!!! THEY SHOULD JUST DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!” and the girl who was making the questions “ummmm ok… lets better move to foreign policy…”. Lol Palin looked like she was exploding inside wanting to say how much she hates gay people, but she knew she couldnt so she was like trying not to make her homophobic mind explode, holding all her gay hate inside… Ugh I just can’t stand her… AT ALL!!! I mean I don’t know too much about politics, and when she talks she just confusses me even more, instead of letting me understand what all that shit is about. So yeah I just cant stand her OMG.

    You should teach Palin what women need, they don’t need being discriminated and controlled by men, they need another girl to lick their pussy and know what being loved really is!

    Margaret go and lick Palin’s frozen pussy and show her she needs to melt down a little that homophobic and anti-feminism pussy of hers.

    I LOVE YOU MARGARET CHO!!!

    <3

    Alonso, from Costa Rica!

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