All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.
First of all you – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.
God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.
Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!
If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.
Well said, well played, and rage on, Margaret. There will doubtlessly be tons of psuedo-Christians trying to tell you that they love you when all they’re in love with is their own sense of self-fulfillment, that they deign to know God, what she likes, what she dislikes, and how you should treat yourself and the world around you to make God happy, but you’re doing more than God’s will by ignoring their narrow-minded attempts to channel religion into their own hideously backward world view.
Keep up the great work, don’t tone down the rage, it’s more than well justified, and stand proud knowing that evangelical nutjobs who really think that they “know” God and know how the rest of the world should live don’t have a lock on religion or spirituality by any means. They just have a lock on ignorance – history has proven it to us time and time again.
A-fucking-men.
Margaret I fucking love you. Just earlier I was bitching that anyone who could dare equate Palin with feminism is a fucking dipshit. You’re the greatest person alive. (Oh and I’m THRILLED about the VH1 show so that more “mainstream” audiences can be privy to your greatness). Sincerely, fellow minority, feminist, Christian, HUMAN
Amen to that!!
Lol, I love you. 🙂
Wow, What a way to fill one’s heart with the truth.
Thank you, that’s all I really can say. As a young lesbian girl I’m constantly ripped a new one by people I don’t even know. So called Christians trying to save me from damnation or some bull-shit like that. Thank you Cho, thank you so much for finally stepping up and setting them straight. It makes me feel so good to know that there are people out there who don’t hate me for loving my darling. I love you so much!
Wow. I’ve been doing some soul searching myself as I approach no longer being in my 30’s, and well, you may have hit the nail on the head. I never understood how people could believe that their God was infallible, believe that He created us all, and yet reject vast groups of people as heathens…even if that was the way God made them. I mean, I always thought that the God referred to in Christianity was smart enough to know that different people around the world He created would need to see him differently…but the message is always the same- Love and take care of each other. It’s exactly what Jesus taught. When he had his moment to preach, never once did he say why you should outcast certain people, did He? Nope. Instead, he spoke of loving thy neighbor as thy self and love the Lord your God- on these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. I agree wholeheartedly that God is not judgmental..well said Ms. Cho.
You go Margaret!! I am the kind of Christian you would love! The Episcopal church supports you!!
I don’t understand “Christians” who are so quick to judge!
Wow. Fuck yeah. I am not religious, and don’t always get your comedy, but you have a place in my heart forever for your comments on Palin and the response you gave to people who call themselves “christians.” I’m kinda proud of you, actually. Thanks for having the courage to speak up.
You are my fucking hero!!!!
i’m a christian, i get what you are saying about the judgement thing, but you are missing one HUGE thing about being a christian and loving God. when you type all of this, it is with your heart, and not the heart of God, which is a LOVING heart. you sound angry, irritated, and kinda mean…sorry, but someone who has God in their life doesn’t write blogs like that.
i think you need a hug, and Jesus..
Hey Margaret,
You rock. Seriously. Don’t hold back. We love you. We’ve got your back. Keep doing what you do so well. I liked you before but now I think I love you. Thank you.
Lotsa love,
Your newest/biggest fan
Hell yeah! I love when intelligent individuals stand you and shout “What the fuck?!” We need so much more of this in our lives. I gave eight years of my life to this country’s Navy, and it would be nice to be able to respect it the way it was meant to be.
I’m a militant pacifist: If you can’t love each other, I’ll beat the fuck outta you until you can.
You’re awesome, Margaret! We love you!
I’ve never commented on a celebrity blog before, but I wanted to take the time to do so now because what you have to say is so important. Stand up against the bigotry Margaret, you’re doing a wonderful job. Don’t let the fakers get you down.
P.S. oops on the typo, and anyone who thinks the Earth popped into existence a few thousand years ago should probably step out of the gene pool. They DEFINITELY don’t need to be making decisions for my future.
Well, I’m no christian, but I agree with you on this; all those fake Palin lovin’ christians can fuck off. They make false idols out of all their filthy neo-con hate mongers and they’re all going to fake heaven, which is something like an open 24 hr. DMV with no employees due to state budget cuts, with a skipping record playing where their easy listening should be.
I don’t comment on anything. Ever. But I needed to tell you:
That was the greatest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Thank you.
Its sad reading this blog post and even sadder to see some of the responses. I am a Christian and am well aware of the stigma placed on those who still believe in the faith. I understand that a lot of people have been turned off by Christianity because they feel they are being judged by Christians. I don’t think its anyone’s place to judge another person, that’s God’s job. But then again, we all do it anyway, Christian or not.
I am extremely offended by this blog. To call God a fag but yet call yourself a Christian because your dad is a minister is a joke. It doesn’t matter what your dad is but if you have accepted Christ into your heart. Act however you want Margaret, Im not here to tell you how to be, but it saddens me that there are so many people that agree with you cursing at other people and accepting the names that you have titled my God and supposedly your God. He loves everyone no matter who they are but I assume He wouldn’t care too much for the hateful titles you gave him. Your rational is ridiculous. You said God created abortions…so it must be ok to kill babies. God created murderers and child molesters too. Does that mean it’s ok that people commit those kinds of actions? God is a God of love, but if you read the Old Testament, He is vengeful too and I believe that if society keeps up the way it is now, we’re gonna see that wrath on us again.
you are out there representing for so many people!!! Thank God for people like you!! I am laughing and crying at the same time because YOU ROCK SO HARD I LOVE YOU!!!
i agree with sarah so much! amen sister!!!!
Nice to see a Christian decrying the hateful ones. 🙂 Atheists like myself would be alot happier if there were more people with your view on this subject Cho.
Totally agree with you Sarah!
Oh and Sarah, if God didn’t want there to be child molesters and killers, God wouldn’t have created them, right? So obviously they serve SOME purpose…
Of course, if you want to look up more on that, read up on the argument of evil.
Holy Cow!!!Amen sister! Go Korean girls! Wow….
Woohoo! Even more reason to love you, Margaret! God is proud of you.
god bless Margaret — she rocks my socks & speaks the gospel in so many ways. She wonderful like a beautific Korean Baby Jesus!
lngrrrR-
God created all of us, and He also gave us a bible full of ways to help us be better people and serve a great life for Him. He cant help that people turn away from that, and make their own decisions. God doesn’t force people to follow him and do the right thing, only gives us the opportunity. There will always be evil in the world, and i will continue to walk away from it.
WORD.
You make it easier to face the assholes of the world on a daily basis.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
CON SAFOS.
Great job misleading everyone, Margaret! Just because you think that God accepts sin and weakness, which you call equality and acceptance, that doesn’t mean that that is the true Christian God. Just because you taught Sunday school and think you know something, it sure doesn’t mean that you do. I don’t know who your God is or what Bible you’re reading, but you’re obviously very, very confused. And calling God a fag bottom is twisted beyond belief. If you were truly a Christian you wouldn’t call anyone who disagrees with you any names, let alone to state the atrocities that you state. If I were you I would keep my mouth shut because you will have to answer and take responsibility for all the people you mislead, one day. God does not hate gays but he didn’t invent abortion and homosexuality. Maybe you feel better about your sins when you justify them the way you do, but the truth is the truth and you don’t speak it. Once again, you should keep your mouth shut, for your own good.
Me,
Wait… so you are of the opinion that God is powerless to change our opinions, or just design us so that we would not think wicked thoughts? Surely we did, at one point, before the fall, correct?
So why even put that apple tree in the first place? I mean, we know he didn’t want us to have actual knowledge of good and evil, so you can’t really argue that he wanted us to have free will, can you?
Anyways, my point is that there are evil people, good people, and everything in between. Far too many Christians judge on basis not of ‘evil’ actions, but on basis of ‘the Bible says this is wrong!’ with no independent thinking. Jesus is much more a liberal than a conservative – tithe your money to the church, feed the poor, turn your swords into ploughshares, feed the hungry, heal the sick… need I go on? Yet many want to turn Jesus into this “warrior” who supposedly wanted people to earn money so that they could be happy, which is about as much a 180 as you could possibly get.
Jaugurnaut,
Read this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
Educate yourself.
Oh and way to be a good Christian… you know, by telling her to “shut her mouth”. And of course, the talking-down to that so many of you Christians are so good at.
Fuckin AMEN sista.
You fucking said it, girl! I am so tired of the fake Christians that try and get us to fear God. God Bless YOU for saying what you did…you fucking ROCK! <3
VERY well said. Thanks for putting this out there!
yeah, god did NOT create abortion you fucking crazy ass liberal who needs to shut the hell up. no one cares about your opinion. but dont act like you are “preaching” and oh so holy when you obviosly have not read the bible. You are so fucking stupid.
A-FUCKING-MEN!
lngrrrR-
i dont believe that God is powerless to change our opinions, but that is only if we WANT him to and ASK that. There is a reason that we make a choice to follow God, so that in doing so, we are praising Him. If it wasn’t a choice and everyone just defaulted to it, where would be the praise be when we surrender and find out we can’t go on without Him?
you can pick apart little things but in the end, this blog doesn’t have the heart of God, period. I dont judge anyone, and i’m not even judging her, i just hope she one day can truly experience God!
God bless you all, i’m done with this site now!!
To LnGrrrR:
In response to your comment,
There are things of this world that are of God and things that aren’t. If you have read the bible you would know that God allowed Satan to have his influence over this world until Christ’s second coming. It goes along with the “free will” idea that someone else mentioned in a previous post. You have a choice, you agree with God and the teachings of the bible… which state to love one another as God loves us or choose to act as Satan would. Cursing one another out and interpreting the bible the way “you” would like it to be written is exactly what Satan wants people to do. Im not perfect by any means, I flip people off when they cut me off in traffic just like most people do, but I do try my best to show Christ’s love in my work and personal life everyday. Its sad to see so many angry people out there dropping the F*bomb when referencing God. Completely unacceptable. God is our heavenly father and for those that are familiar with the 10 commandments we are to honor our mother and father.
Me,
Well you seem nice enough. Take care!
oh yeah, and “sarah” you are so right. I agree with you 100%
ps… why do these “celebrities” think that their opinon ACTUALLY matters to us. Thanks, but we can think for ourselves. Stick to comedy, margret. actually, no. dont. please.
LOVED it! Keep telling it like it is and let’s hope that America stands up to these ridiculous hate mongers and boobs! Sarah Palin, and her supporters, scare the crap out of me! Let’s hope the Republicans get their butts beaten back to Tuesday and head home to the back roads of Alaska and other outposts no one in their right mind would live in….How in the hell did such heinous rethetoric become so mainstream????
right on Ms. Cho! God (as he may exist) wouldn’t have created hate, people created hate, but I think he would intend to love everyone equally.
Shut the hell up! You obviosly haven’t read the bible if you think god created abortions. You are such a fucking liberal. heres an idea… dont preach like you are oh-so-holy just to justify your actions. not all people are as dumb as you.