Fuckwich off the 405

Like every true Los Angeleno, I am synonymous with my car. I have a mini cooper. It is tiny, efficient, easy on the eyes and easy to park, much like myself. I zoom all over the Southland with my ipod blasting out Broken Social Scene and I feel like a champ. My car goes fast […]

Are you Freegan?

Are you a freegan? Being a freegan is sort of like being a vegan. You do not consume any animal products, just like a vegan, unless someone gives it to you for free or you find it – then you can eat whatever (freegans who eat meat are sometimes called meagans). Being vegan is hard […]

Some Childhood Photos!

Here is a photo of me from my 1st birthday party. I don’t remember anything that happened so I must have been pretty drunk. My mom sewed everything we are wearing in this next photograph. I love the bias cut long skirt with the contrasting panels. That kind of skirt is very hard to sew […]

Suhaila and Isabella

Of course, the two most beautiful women in the world are Suhaila Salimpour and her amazing daughter Isabella:

I’m Bi-Candidate

I am in the closet. Not sexually of course, because anyone who knows me knows I am up for anything with anybody. I take all comers. I am an equal opportunity destroyer. So, I am not in that kind of closet. I am in the Democratic Primary closet. I know a lot of people in […]

Selene Luna

Who is beautiful? Selene Luna! This picture is amazing. She looks like she is on the Ed Sullivan show or something. That face! That hair! That gorgeous figure! She’s proof dynamite comes in small packages.

How to Look Good Naked

I am completely into the new reality show “How to Look Good Naked” hosted by Carson Kressley. It is kind of like a traditional makeover show with shopping and finding the right clothes for your body type, hair/makeup, etc… except it is more goal oriented because at the end, Carson makes the women feel so […]

Paparazzi Kryptonite

I have taken up pilates for my arthritis and sciatica issues, and I have been going to a fancy place cuz I feel like “no pain – no gain” and maybe if there is more financial pain there will be less physical pain. So every morning I put on my Juicy Couture sweat suit and […]

Babies for Barack and Chuck for Huck

AsianAmericansforObama.com has “Babies for Barack!” with the cutest baby endorsing him. It is adorable. I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for President. Babies got it going on! I think most of them are born Democrats. Have you ever hung out with a baby with a toy? […]