AsianAmericansforObama.com has “Babies for Barack!” with the cutest baby endorsing him. It is adorable. I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for President. Babies got it going on! I think most of them are born Democrats. Have you ever hung out with a baby with a toy? Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That’s a straight up Democrat move! You don’t become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.
I live in a weirdly conservative neighborhood, where at the local watering hole, old dudes sit around the bar talking about campaigning for Mike Huckabee. It would be scary, but they are all so drunk and cirrhosis bound that they don’t seem to actually pose a threat. What is there to like about Huckabee? He’s a hit with the home schoolers, which is a red flag in the first place. Perhaps it’s his love affair with Chuck Norris that is appealing. They are the Brangelina of the Christian Right. KD Lang, who I worked with last weekend (and who is an absolute BABE – totally beautiful and dreamy – so handsome – looks just like Jake Gyllenhaal), called them “Chuckabee” – which is just so perfect.
My little one finally uttered a three syllable word that didn’t sound like mwehhhh.
O-ba-ma!
Okay, so the folks are a little excited and maybe it’s spreading to the chillins. It’s exciting times!
It’s the weird American phenomenon of putting babies in rooms by themselves to cry and sleep by themselves that turns them into Republicans.
That child is ridiculously adorable. If his parents don’t watch out, Disney will own him by election time.