All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.
First of all you – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.
God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.
Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!
If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.
MARGARET! I AGREE! FANTABULOUS BLOG! I consider myself spiritual, blah blah and blah, but just LOVED your thoughts…EACH AND EVERY swear word included!
As I say all the time, (even have a little podcast about how I can “swear like a sailor”) spiritual people ARE HUMAN! The days of thinking we have to “ACT” all “pure” etc are OVER.
We are to be WHO we ARE as well as LOVE ourselves EXACTLY as we are, AND everyone else.
God created all flavors because he knew just having chocolat and vanilla would be a BORE!
(Thanks to Rosie O fan who wrote her about your blog. I had no idea you had one, always loved you AND am loving your new show! I LOVE REAL people!
You go girl. I’m with you all the way
All I can say is ROCK ON!!!!!
Thank you! You rock! I am very religious too but I get so fucking fed up with all the nasty Christian bitches who don’t love other people!
Margaret, we also applause from Paris, France. Go on girl!!! 😉
I wonder if God loves people who abuse helpless animals. I think he’d love to see someone, kick the shit outta them. Not only should it be legal to kick the shit outta them, we ought to get kudos for doing so. I’m sure that’s the way God wants it. 🙂
Also, I agree with all the stuff you said too Margaret.
I just get so mad when I read about animal abuse, because animals are so helpless.
BTW I refuse to claim any religion because of the Christian way, which btw, I was raised.
Every time they started teaching the Bible in Catholic school, I’d plug my ears.
Didn’t want to be fed any thing, just wanted to hear God in my own way.
Straight white-bread Seattlite here. I just forwarded a link to this page to several friends.
I titled it: “the best four paragraphs I have ever read.”
God bless you.
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
this is hilarious!!
I wish I was a christian like margaret cho!!?!
good theology, margaret, very progressive… but one question: is god male? why not “she” created abortion instead of “he”? also, you would’ve been hilarious as a sunday school teacher!
All these posts enough to make you feel a little better?
Might be a slight anger issue there Marg.
I’d say stick to comedy but that doesn’t seem to be working out either, lately!
it’s a sad day in America when A person has to defend their religious belief… oh wait people have had to do that since the landing of the Mayflower! Who cares what beliefs someone has , you blogged your thoughts and funny commentary about another human being, many people found it amusing, some people did not. The most important part about that is, It was your opinion. That is an American freedom and a human right to be able to voice your Opinion. Who cares what the Neo Nazi… I mean Neo Con right, feels their reign of terror on the American people is threated so we will hear a lot from them and feel the sting of their personal attacks So they can dish out but can’t take the heat or insults. so Dear Ms. Cho Hold your head up high and Proud and stick your ass out and tell these Right wing religious nuts to rimm it and rimm it good.
To all of you white repressed hard core nuts get back on your mayflower and take your outdated laws with you and go back home, if you can’t see this country for the melting pot of freedom and prosperity that it is you don’t need to be here. A true Proud Native American
# The Guy Says:
September 18th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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gud day
These are the kinds of people you have to defend yourself from??? Look at how funny this Shit is, what an intellectual breed these people are , OMG they are so brainy. This looks more like the writing of a stalker scorned fan than a god loving American.
OH my fucking god i love you!
this big ol’ tranny butch loves you.
nuff said.
koonce
Censoring people’s posts because they don’t praise you for your bullshit blog? Just another fat stupid communist hypocrite.
# Person from a Navy family Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Censoring people’s posts because they don’t praise you for your bullshit blog? Just another fat stupid communist hypocrite.
Ha ha now that’s funny, cause it doesn’t happen…
Thank god I’m a fucking Jew. Christians are so fucking uptite.
I meant “uptight.” But I’m not uptight enough to have spelled it right the first time.
# Leslie F. Miller Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Thank god I’m a fucking Jew. Christians are so fucking uptite.
Ah yes you are right on I am so glad to be Lakato
ACtually god does not exist but i love u margaret!!
Margaret, smashing, goddammmit fucking Brilliant .
To the person who claims the Bible is not updated with the time, hmmm, ever hear of a guy named KING JAMES? Do your research babes.
Perhaps those who are conservative rightists are like Larry Craig, they need to be bent over fast, rode hard, and put away wet….
Amen. You’re so fucking funny. I am tired of these dumshits myself. No on Prop 8 bitches!
A-fucking-men, Margaret. You go, girl. 🙂
i NEVER comment on public blogs, but DAMN
that was EXACTLY what i needed- i am so tired of the christians that think SCREAMING from the mountains is what was intended and a measure of your faith and relationship with GOD! don’t use your religion as a weapon, don’t hide behind it and don’t FUCKING judge others for worshipping the way they want. the fucking cheerleader christians are the ones that usually spread their legs and end up getting the abortions or having their babies and thinking they are holier than thou…FUCK THAT!!!!! Quit being two faced, quit being haters and quit thinking you are SO much better than you are…
you will not judge me, god will judge me- BITCHES!
love you cho- you fucking rock and made my day!
xoxo,
your fucking asian sister in christ
I am gay and rather agnostic. But I respect religions — as long as they don’t trample me, my rights, or my safety. It’s like people who have weird taste in music. Not my cuppa tea, but ok…
I work with two women who are very religious: one is very Catholic and the other is Evangelical. We have vast differences that don’t amount to me because they have been good and decent people. That is what really matters.
And as a gay man, I can lead by example. Who I am is not defined by who I take to bed. I spent hours helping both ladies deal with office issues, stresses, etc. At one point, when I was stressed and having problems…one of the said: “To whom much is given, much is expected…” Not sure I caught the reference, but I got it.
We are provided so much, many live comfortable yet busy lives. We struggle in our own ways. But for the few who condemn my people, let me remind them…there is no honor in condemnation. If you condemn me, you conversely are to yourself as well.
that was fucking epic seriously
I respect you indeffently. Im not goin to leave a long drawn out message. But Your belife seems to be alot like mine…and I wish that there were more people in this world that thought the same!
Your Fucking Great!!!
Fucking A! Love you, Ms. Cho.
I fucking love you so much I can hardly stand it.
Person from a Navy Family: Are you crazy? What comments do you possibly feel have been censored? I see lots of comments here criticizing her and some are racist and hateful. You’re just pissed that there are so many of us supporting her.
Oh and Margaret I’m from a Navy family myself sweetie and I think your blog is hillarious.
I grew up southern baptist. I’ve been to many different denominations. I consider myself agnostic more than anything. Now that I have kids, I would love to take them to church. Anyway, everytime I think about going I get sick to my stomach. I have serious aversions to massive amounts of hypocrites in one place.
Yo Cho!
I could’nt agree with you more. Here I am, stuck in the bible belt for nearly 16 year, with no way out! So, as a result I have seen first hand on how phony these so-called Christians are. I used to drive for a Limo Service. These mutha’s take private jets to (private airports), talk down to everybody like we are shit, while we wait on them hand and foot. They live in multi-million dollar mansions and would or could not follow in Jesus’ footsteps if it would save there lives, Mind you, these are the ones who go on T.V. begging for money. They literally make me sick.
Ever hear of the false prophets in the bible? Well, all these f*%kers belong to THAT sect. To hell with helping the poor and loving one another. All they worship is the almighty dollar!
I got one double-hyphenated word to say to this post, and I speak as a reformed chicken-fried Southern Baptist, who watched the fundies so take over my beloved church tradition it makes me sick to this day, lo, these 29 years later, and who hearts Jesus, the one the righties have bound and gagged and hidden in a portable building somewhere, and who hates — in a faithy way — what passes for Christianity these days in this country, yet prays for it, and has found a wild-ass home in a wide-ass-open left-leaning UCC church:
A-fucking-men.
i’m a christian and
those who disagree with everything she said are ignorant and retarded.
please praise margaret cho! (:
woot woot!
AMAZING!
aww i see a lot of people feeling so ignorant and threatened eh?
hahaha whatever margaret is awesome.
DEAL WITH IT!
JUST WHAT I NEEDED! thank you!
a lot of my friends have posted this on myspace bulletins and they all agree with you!
AWESSSSOOOOME POSSUM :DD
a lot of people misunderstand what GOD really thinks and wants from them
and i LOVE MARGARET CHO for this!!!
Margaret, thanks for expressing what alot of us are feeling! You couldn’t have said it better!! It’s tiring living in a society where people want to dictate how we’re to live, who we’re to love and what we’re to believe. It’s interesting how some of us “heathens” live a more “Christian” life than those bible thumpers who preach their hate and dissention. Bravo to you for expressing what GOD is really about!!!
No.I am sorry but I cannot disagree more. Asa strong independant black white woman man I must say that that sort of blasphamy should not be tolerated. I believe I will elect John McCane and then pray to the lord that he be killed to allow Mrs. Palin to be the NEXT PRES O DA USA!! USA USA USA!
Oo- sry- that was a bad one. ANYWAY- I salute mrs. Palin for her bravery and I hope she goes down in history as the greatest person to live since Hitler.
Salut!
jk- Im acctually a jew
no really I love you CHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you so much Margaret Cho that mere words can not describe it. You fucking rock, and if Jesus were not some dead guy, he’d love you too.
oh wow. i view god exactly like you do.
i know how you feel. people seriously need to back off when it comes to god.
OMG best blog post I have EVER read by ANYONE. This is why you kickass! Too bad those bitches don’t listen.
RIGHT the Jesus Fucking Christ ON It would be really useful if folks could write to siva@dishmail.net and explain why God loves fags and hags and all the rest of us to these big moneyed supporters of the referendum to redefine marriage and annul gay marriages in California. I think Jesus wants all of us to kindly remind them to follow the true example of Jesus.
Marry me, Margaret!!
You rock GURL!!!
Tell all those fake Christians what a real Christian looks like!