Best Celebrity Blogger?

I should win this because I totally don’t deserve it, and isn’t that what a ‘celebrity blogger’ category deserves? I wouldn’t necessarily say Wil is a ‘celebrity blogger’ because he’s a great REAL writer who happens to also be a celebrity. So he’s out. And then Britney, well, I think I write less than Britney, so I definitely deserve it more than her.

The ‘celebrity blogger‘ who wins should be the person who updates their blog the least. That’s me!

12 thoughts on “Best Celebrity Blogger?

  1. Well what you really need… to put you over the top for the prize… would be at least one post a week where you post something really really stupid that’s in the news, or a stupid movie opening up… and then one of those FAIL macros. Because apparently that’s really witty. Or so they all seem to think.

  2. I dunno M. I am a Britney fan and ALYSSA MILANO FROM CHARMED WOOOO!!!! Even though they both seem kinda boring in real life I still might vote for them. Oh and btw Ev I have been told that my taste is questionable, and I’m not inclined to fervently disagree either. I’ll vote for you Margaret I guess… I mean Britney’s cool but clearly doesn’t compare to YOU!! Now, if Fiona Apple had been on the list I would’ve voted for her ass in a nano. I hope you get to work with her on your album! Btw, have you released any albums yet? I found Kathy’s at my local entertainment superstore but nothing from you…

    Maybe you could just update your blog whenever you take a shit and say “Mission accomplised!! The spacecraft landed safely with no damage upon entering the atmosphere!! We shall commence the next launch in 8 hours!!”

    Wait a sec..YOU’RE TOTALLY LOSING!!…to Wil Wheaton? Who the hell is he anyways? I’ve never heard of him. *goes to google Wil Wheaton* Hrm, seems like a really nice guy. His wiki entry just goes ON AND ON about him and all this stuff he did that I never saw. Still seems pretty nice though. Can you imagine someone winning an award for blogging without breasts and sexy pictures?! Well good-golly Miss Molly I never thought I’d see the day. Bai

  3. Hey M…just started my blog, “Mania and Madness from the shaft”, (which means I’m writing for myself), so thought I’d share this entry.
    Good luck…even if Will wins, there’s no comparison to your DivaTude!
    ……………………Cheers,D………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….January 10, 2009 – Saturday

    Margaret Cho…Celeb Blogger
    Category: Blogging

    Margaret Cho, in my humble, yet oh so life-shaping, opinion, is THE CELEB BLOGGER. Why should she win? BECAUSE. Okay if that’s not a sufficient answer, because she doesn’t really give a crap about writing on a consistant basis (and she’s busy, duh!). Why write for the sake of writing…she writes when she has something to say. That is most of the time…no offense M…it’s actually a compliment. In writing, she has fought for: herself, her friends, gay rights, the impoverished, and the abused (etc). She has kept us up on the Hollywood to Hyannis Happenings, exposed us to the good, the bad, the ugly, and the unidentifiable, the network controlling, neurotic, nouveau nothings and their ridiculous right hand, yes-saps, and let’s face it, stuff you would never have had the guts to say, see, or vocalize, nevermind the nuts to experience. Why? Because she has had the balls to step up, speak up and stick up, not banks, but her middle finger and say, “HEY,…HEY…I”M HERE, I”M FUNNY, AND I DARE YOU, DAMN IT! I say, YOU GO GIRL. p.s. M…fab cover on COILHOUSE. love ya, mean it. D

  4. Haha. Britney’s website is so damn creepy! Whoever’s blogging for her should just stop trying to sound like some subliminal marketing backstage prompter.

    “Kanye West posted these Jeeves Wooster Lampshades on his blog yesterday. They are so Circus! Couldn’t you see these fixtures hanging in Britney’s tour bus?”

    Couldn’t you just?!

    Awesome blog by the way, you’re truly hilarious.

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