I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.

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274 thoughts on “I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses

  1. Sorry Margaret Cho, you can say what you want because you have the right to free speech and your own opinion, but so do I! I think you are completely out of line with the comment about McCain being a bad soldier because he became a prisoner of war during his time of service. My husband is a soldier in the US Army and he’s putting his life on the line for digusting pieces of garbage like you? It feels like a whole being torn into my heart, what if my husband would have died when he was in Iraq? Or what if he would’ve been caputred because “he just wasn’t that good of a soldier?” Would it all have been in vain because pieces of shit like you don’t appreciate what these guys do no matter who they are or what they believe it???

    It doesn’t matter what kind of soldier you are because wartime in a different country, in completelty different surroundings makes them vulnerable to being caught. Especially with today’s “technology” and how terrorists uses IED’s to blow up soldiers vehicles hoping they’re alive once they get to them so they can torture them before they kill them. What about those guys? Are they bad soldiers? What about their families left behind? Do they deserve to go through that pain because their loved one wasn’t “that good of a soldier?” Unless what you put in the media about yourself is false, I bet you would know a thing or two about being in pain and being vulnerable according to your past experiences. I was actually becoming a fan of your show, but needless to say I will never watch it again. I’m not even for John Mccain nor Barrack Obama for that matter, but I can’t believe you would say something so irresponsible as that. I’m sure somewhere amongst some of those soldiers is a fan of yours and you should apologize to those people who risk their lives for YOU. All of you celebrities with your public forums thinking that you’re so great because you can talk above everyone, have such a WRECKLESS influence on people in America. You are nothing but an ingrate disgusting piece of trash who has a little more money than the rest of us!

  2. Are you serious?

    The world is falling apart, the economy is going down the toilet, a new week and a new natural disaster that has displaced tens of thousands of people without homes or even neighborhoods… and this is what you blog about? Who you want to grudge-fuck?

    Jesus Christ. Even if it was mean spirited, you used to have some substance to your material. Maybe it’s brain damage from all the crystal meth you used to snort, but now you’re just sharing the same personality as Paris Hilton.

    Gee, thanks for supporting the status quo and keeping America stupid.

    The 2000 and 2004 elections were rigged. We all know this.

    The 2008 election will be as well. Don’t worry, your boy Obama has already been chosen by the corporate controlled media as our next figurehead, our new tool. But don’t sprain a muscle patting yourself on the back too much. The people backing that guy are far worse than Bush and much more ambitious.

    You know, there’s really not that much difference between you and George W Bush.

    Strip away all the cosmetic bullshit, all the superficial and sociological camouflage, cut through all those defense mechanisms and when you get to the heart of it… you both have the same soul.

    But hey, don’t let me interrupt you. Why don’t you do some more lines and you can blog some more about whom else you’d like to grudge-fuck. Give the red states another reason to get a hate-on and fag bash us some more.

    Yee-haw!

  3. SHAME ON YOU. So you think that my grandfather who fought in WWII was not a good soldier bc he was shot down in his B52 Bomber? He fought for your freedom and that is how you respect soldiers? That his pain and suffering for two years in on of the worst German prison camps was his fault? Suffered so much that he was tormented with night sweats and flashbacks in his 70s? Tortored so that it was difficult for him 60 YEARS after he fought to still talk about it? WHAT is wrong with you? I am not a McCain supporter at ALL, but SHAME on your for dissing any soldier especially those that gets captured.

    Ignorant bitch.

  4. I can’t NOT respond. I used to think you were absolutely hilarious, but it’s tough to think so now.

    If you don’t like McCain/Palin because of their stand on the war, or the economy, or how they’re going to fix infrastructure, or what they plan to do with Wall Street, or how they’ll fix social security or healthcare, that’s fine. But, if you don’t like them because they don’t support gay marriage, I think that’s a selfish agenda that shouldn’t have anything to do with the federal government to begin with. It should be an issue that each state deals with individually.

    By the way, as far as “women’s rights” go….that should be up to the states as well. Democrats want to expand the federal government’s power over you..that doesn’t seem to be something you’d like at all. Yet, here you are…supporting it.

    You frustrate me.

  5. It took only 4 hours for the religious freak to post verses from the Bible. You go, 3:31-pm-amie! Give us some of your crazy wisdom from beyond.

  6. spoken like a true christian!!! ha! reallly you can rest easy and stop telling jokes now, because you are the ultamate joke. there ya go, your set!

  7. Oh Margaret, I do adore you, but I think you have just made me wish you’d shut your damn pie hole already.

    Obama isn’t the savior you all want to make him out to be. If he is elected president our country will still be in the shitter. He isn’t going to suddenly fix the economy, bring all the soldiers home, allow gay marriage, and overhaul the education system that is failing our children.

    I’m not saying McCain will do that either, but people need to make an informed choice as far as who they are voting for. It’s not about who the cool kids (The Hollywood set) tell you to vote for, it is who you think can possibly do a better job than is being done. Not all Repubs are George W., and not all Dems are John Kennedy.

    Sarah Palin was raised in Alaska, and a lot of them fuckers like to hunt. What else have they got to do out there but kill shit and fuck? Trust me, it is boring as hell up there!! And I would rather watch her in action than that plagerizing rich old white man that Obama picked. Kind of goes to show you what he thinks of qualified, educated women right?

    Margaret, concentrate on writing some new material for your next tour. I saw you in LA right after 9/11 and I look forward to seeing you again. I still love ya, now shut the fuck up!

  8. is your fat cunt ass is really that stupid? he was SHOT DOWN as so many men were you fat pig cunt bitch. you have freedom to show the world on a blog like this just how pathetic, ignorant and cunty you really are because of “not so good” soldiers like him. ever broke as many things at once as he did? ever go through 5 fucking years of torture you fucking whore? Please just die or move to Iraq you miserable piece of shit

  9. You disrespectful peice of shit. at least mccain fought for our country, not sat there and blogged about it with no respect. How about you give it a try you dumb cunt. you should be thanking this country for allowing you to post these things. try living in any other country. these words would get you shot. FUCK YOU MARGRET CHO. who the FUCK do you think you are?

  10. It’s funny, because if anyone even said anything 1/4 this offensive about OBAMA, Hell would break loose. you know its true too. hmmm now who is holding a double standard here?

  11. I was undecided about who I would vote for. I was leaning towards Barack, until I read this post. Is McCain that bad? Is Palin that evil? Have they done anything to you personally that would merit a response so nasty from you? The saddest part is that instead of studying the issues more to come to my conclusion i have decided to vote for McCain/Palin out spite. Not just to spite you but to spit all of you celebrities(in your case celebrity wannabe, cause honestly, what have you ever done, your stand up isn’t even that funny you are a female version of Andy Dick, bisexual, annoying, not funny) who use their status as a platform to push their political agendas. Bottom line is I am voting for McCain/Palin because after reading some of your blogs i would be embarassed to admit that i share any similarities with you and your fans who have commented and agree with you.

  12. I’ve been laughing for the last hour over this post – the comments are even funnier… hahahaha GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING RIGHT WING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS OF NATURE! The world would be better off if you were all shipped to the moon. Fuck you, leave the blog if it bothers you so much. Your reactions prove how fucking stupid you are… and on to add – the racist comments are completely out of line, attacking Cho’s ethnicity and physical appearence are the types of insults that you would here from insecure ignorant peoplpe.

    Congratulations on reiterating what we already know about you stupid right wing haters. Fuck you.

  13. Okay… this is all messed up to the extream. Seriously! Look at some of you! You’re insulting this woman for speaking her peace, which is kinda fucked up if you think about it. We have the freedom of speech, ALL of us! If you are a citizen, they have no right to censor you. Period. You don’t have to like what she says, but in all reality why are you posting back at her? It’s simple childhood shit that y’all are doing. If you ignore her… she will quit. She’s posted THREE blogs because people are sending her HATE MAIL! You’re just fueling the fire.

    Of course, most of the dumb cocksuckers who are doing it aren’t going to listen because all they know how to do is eat, shit and fight. Good Lord! Psh.

  14. Margaret, you are one funny ass broad!! i LOVE YOU!!! i’m going to get caught at work one of these days reading your blogs because every single time I’m laughing hysterically at my desk and everyone is looking at me like I’m planning world domination…. YOU ARE THE GREATEST MISS CHO!

  15. Cho, u chow down on the palin pus. all the haters r just jealous that u r gonna get a fine filet of the palin before they will. can our next sassy sarah photo be of her with only a wolf head dress on and a gun? two left paws up cho.

  16. Margaret, honey-sweetie-sugar-pie, I love you like the older sister I never had, but seriously…couldn’t you have a crush on a Democratic she-Alaskan? Please? For me? *puppy eyes*

  17. “I’ve been laughing for the last hour over this post – the comments are even funnier… hahahaha GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING RIGHT WING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS OF NATURE! The world would be better off if you were all shipped to the moon. Fuck you, leave the blog if it bothers you so much.”

    Thanks, but no thanks.

    Freedom of speech means the freedom to disagree and I think some people are doing a pretty good job or articulating why they are upset. Here are some of the better comments:

    “I am voting for McCain/Palin because after reading some of your blogs i would be embarassed to admit that i share any similarities with you and your fans who have commented and agree with you.”

    “Oh Margaret, I do adore you, but I think you have just made me wish you’d shut your damn pie hole already.”

    “I am not a McCain supporter at ALL, but SHAME on your for dissing any soldier especially those that gets captured.”

    And the rebuttal?

    “Congratulations on reiterating what we already know about you stupid right wing haters. Fuck you.”

    Thanks. That’s pretty much sums up America right now.

    Remember that when the draft kicks in. Remember that when someone you know or love gets blown up half way across the world. Remember that when someone you know or love loses their job and gets kicked out on the streets. Remember that when your grandparents 401 tanks and they have to get a shitty job at McDonalds to make ends meat. Remember that.

    “Fuck you.”

  18. Wow, MC.. you really have a way of showing your ignorance and arrogance all rolled into one. This is the first time I have read your blog, and because of reading it, I think it fried a few brain cells.

    Honey, you truly do win the Darwin award. You have him spinning in his grave screaming at whoever let your ass in the gene pool!

  19. Margaret, I ADORE YOU, that was so freaking funny.

    People seem to forget that you’re a comedienne, not a political analyst.

    Guys, get your heads out of your asses and see this post for what it is: FUNNY SHIT.

  20. Just because Margaret doesn’t tote a gun doesn’t mean she doesn’t fight for freedom. She’s fought tirelessly to protect human rights in this country and the fight isn’t won, yet. If McCain and Palin have their way, a great many people in this country will continue to be abused both mentally and physically for whom they choose to love, or for the fact that they aren’t the right size (tall or wide), or for being any sort of different.

    Fuck you if you think that you have to be shipped overseas with a weapon to fight for American freedom.

  21. Margaret Cho is awesome and a better person than me (or I – I’m not sure). I would have deleted all the haters.

    I’m very sorry that your country is turning into Nazi Germany. The most surprised people in the world were the German citizens when the world roled over the border. “What? What was done in our name?”

    Read these posts over – the racist, republican ones, the ones that wish MC to be put into a concentration camp, the ones who ‘don’t support rape and massacre, but they sure support the troops’.

    God hates us all.

  22. MC, gah, I’m sorry you have to read all these trashy, racist, mysogynistic comments. You KNOW that if male comedians were saying this shit, they wouldn’t get nearly the amount of hating going on.

    I’m a huge fan of yours, and think you’re amazingly funny. Do I agree with everything you say? Nope. But I take it with a grain of salt, consider the context and voice of the blog, and oh yeah, understand the meaning of the word HYBERBOLE, which few commenters seem to get.

    Hey people, it’s meant to be funny. Satire to illuminate the truths underneath.

  23. Well MC glad you enjoy your freedom of speech, and our soldiers dying so that you can be an ignorant ass!!

    But, your freedom of speech ends where my hearing (in this case) reading begins.

    I was once a fan, and now I am wondering WTF I was thinking!!??!! And your sheeple followers are just as pathetic.

  24. i wish i could meet you and slap you or beat so fucking bad that your kids and family would beat you for saying that McCain was not a good enough soldier one he was a P.O.W. and never gave in that is a hard soldier i know this because i am in the army I fight for the U.S. too bad we cant kick you and the rest of the fucking gay people, and ones who fucking like you out on to an island and fucking nuke because your a WASTE OF HUMAN SHIT you cant even think your a good fucking comic i can out do you with my eyes close your so fucking ugly your right next to Roseanne bar for being ugly shit she is better than you in stand up. you say your dad was a minister i think he up in heaven asking god if he can be sent to hell for having a daughter like you so when you die he can kick your ass he killed himself for knowing your such a piece of shit fag that he had to kill himself you killed your dad you say you taught Sunday school no wonder there are so many gay people you fucking mess up there heads plus god only had 7 days you said 8 your a fucking dumb shit. learn the bible you fucking piece shit. no wonder why your dad is dead your dumb stupid ugly fat and gay thats why he killed himself

  25. You know… I had the worst day today. A lot of things went wrong (and to be fair, enough went right so that I didn’t shoot someone). I received a really hard, unbearably hard, “ouch! JeebusGodthatsgonnahurtforalongtime email from my lawyer about the custody of my daughter. Then I came here and read this entry.

    and

    Holy Shit was that funny!! I am not going to be able to stop laughing for the rest of this evening! I cannot tell you how much I needed a good laugh tonight.

    Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

  26. i love gay
    i love women
    i love(d) your stand up in the past
    but i also love america, and your comments on JM not being “very good” because he was captured are fucking sick. this post disgusts me, margaret cho, and i’m sorry you wrote it. i am embarrassed for you.

  27. First of all, let me just say that this is the first and last time I will ever come to your website. The only reason I’m even dignifying your trash talk with a response is because living in the middle of nowhere on an Army post while my husband serves our country leaves enough time on my hands after work to give you a verbal smackdown.
    I don’t give a shit that you hate McCain and love Obama (a.k.a. terrorist). It’s a no brainer that a Hollyweird liberal would dislike a Republican. You crossed the line when you insulted his military career and called him a bad soldier for being captured. You might as well have said that all of the soldiers dying in Iraq and/or being captured are bad soldiers as well. I dare you to spew that shit out of your mouth in front of a group of military wives. I don’t care if you’re a Democrat or Republican…insulting the military is Anti-American and even Osama/Obama would agree with me on that. I don’t think Michael Moore would even say something like that. You are an embarrassment to our country. If you don’t appreciate American soldiers, then your fat ass can go live in Korea..In fact, please move to Northern Korea while you’re at it.
    Quit getting your granny panties in a bunch when people say you don’t act like a Christian. There is absolutely NOTHING about you that shows that you are a Christian. Claiming to be something you’re not, doesn’t make it the truth. If so, you’d be saying you were skinny and beautiful in the hopes that you would become that way…and it’s very obvious that is not the case.
    I feel sorry for your family. I’m sure they love you, but only because any decent parent has unconditional love for their children. Your father, if he made it to Heaven, is probably looking down in shame at your life. Go ahead and claim to be a Christian, but I can tell you right now, you’re sadly mistaken if you think you’re going to make it through those pearly gates when you die.
    Honestly, I feel sorry for some of the Obama voters out there. Most of them are probably embarrassed by you right now. You can’t possibly be helping his campaign by running your mouth like that. Even though I don’t support Obama, I know that he can’t possibly think the things that you said are ok. Why don’t you stick to your comedy, although I don’t know why anyone thinks you’re funny. I’ll continue to watch Carlos Mencia instead. At least he doesn’t use the word “cunt” every 5 seconds, and even though he’s probably a democrat, he still supports our heroes in uniform.

  28. I’ll remember that the next time some KBG thugs gang rape a US soldier and get away with it.

    “She was a good soldier. Se was a good soldier.”

    “Um yeah. She was raped”

    “So she wasn’t that good.”

    That’s what America thinks about you.

    Thanks, Margaret.

  29. You are a bunch of dumbasses. Why is she evil? b/c she is a Republican? Oh, please. You are so damn ignorant and full of SHIT! You know nothing. And Cho…you are a nasty bitch. A fat nasty bitch. GO TO HELL!
    And what makes your precious NObama any better? GET A CLUE! ! ! ! He is gonna take all your American money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Miss M,

    You have joined the ranks of Rosie O who speak their mind and then people come to your blog to insult you. It’s really ridiculous. I love the comments that basically say “fuck you, who cares what you say” which is really funny because obviously the people that are making the comments care what you say or A. they wouldn’t care so much and B. they wouldn’t be here on your site reading your blog.

    People are creeps. Ignore them. Keep on writing and telling it like it IS (rather than how the President and his merry band of theives would like America to believe it is)

  31. You’re such a lovely woman…Wow! What the hell happened to you that you have so much hate inside you? I feel so sorry for you that you feel the need to be so nasty…I know you think that it’s funny, but ya know what? It’s not…You’re soooo not funny. You’re actually very boring. I heard you were being an asshole, but wanted to see for myself. You’re living in your own little hell trying to get someone to notice you. Saying McCain is a bad soldier…so nice of you. At least he fought for his country…What have you done lately, other than sound like a lonley loser? Before you start spewing your little rants regarding politics…learn a little about your politicians! You seem so uneducated. Uneducated and not funny…Poor you!! See ya…(not)!

  32. I understand that you’re a comedian… but saying that terrible comment about him being a POW and not giving a shit about was uncalled for. All the other stuff you said was really funny (I’m a Repub) but how dare you insult one of our American Veterans. That just makes you one of the shittiest Americans of all. Maybe you should make an apology on your new reality show (bullshit) so you can get some better ratings.

  33. Sad that you would waste your time posting this out into the world. John McCain fighting for our country/being a war hero/CHOOSING TO STAY IN CAPTIVITY so that others could escape >>>>>>>>>>>>>> this filthy post. You are a disgusting human being, and I am no longer a fan of yours. This isn’t telling it ~like it is~, it’s posting slime and being completely rude to John McCain for no reason.

    And yes, I’m voting Obama.

  34. i was reading your posts a few weeks ago and came across a couple on beauty. they made me cry because they were kind, honest, full of strength and integrity. i even forwarded the links to them along to some friends. reading your words made me feel strong.

    but this post is just sad. “he was not that good” makes me feel like throwing up. you are obviously very poorly educated on what exactly he went through while being TORTURED. i don’t understand why the fuck you would blog about this, but it’s sad to me. i feel like selling your DVDs and forgetting about you. 🙁

  35. LOVE YOU Margaret. PROPS!!! you are hysterical. love love love. fuck these haters. they don’t get it and sadly never will. their loss. keep up the good fight. ‘eat their hate like love.’

  36. Gotta say ditto to the love on here (well some of it)…keep letting loose; seen you on tour and you kick ass…you should talk more about this being the worst ticket imaginable…it’s too important not too.

  37. I know you were “joking” but you just insulted a lot of POWs. I’d like to see your skanky ass go to war and not get caught. What a dumbass. You are not ugly, but this blog brought out the ugliest, most hateful side of you I’ve ever seen.

  38. WHO FUCKING VARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!
    Just because you are semi famous you think people care and will make decisions on what you have to say??? hahahahahahah I think George Clooney is correct, celebreties should keep their mouths shut when it comes to politics!!

  39. You are a fucking shit back. I’m Korean and I’ve always thought you were funny…I’ve always respected you, but you need to keep your fucking mouth shut. Do you even know the issues at all?

  40. i have to admit i kind of cringed when i saw what you wrote about mccain not being that good of a solider — but otherwise still thought this a pretty great post.

    can some of ya’ll turn down your racist comments a notch? ms. cho’s commentary stem from her observations as an AMERICAN. fuck ya’ll and your racist asses for resorting to that kind of name-calling that you would be too chicken-shit to use in face-to-face discussions. just ’cause you disagree with a point that was made does not mean that you ought to resort to petty, lame references to a person’s ethnicity.

    dumb asses.

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