Working late night in Norfolk, VA, I was right in the middle of my big vagina riff. I was talking about how my vagina has been good to me, but I haven’t reciprocated, and am now feeling the effects of overuse, dropping change everywhere, sinking ships – with loose lips. Suddenly from deep within the crowd I heard a man’s voice yell, “You gotta do KEGELS!!” It was such a surprising exclamation, not just because it sounded so clinical, but also because it was so emphatic, and not least of all, it was from a man! How did he know that? What the hell?
“You gotta do KEGELS!!! I should know!! I am a MIDWIFE!!!—