Donut Pussy

I had a new procedure called the “G-Shot,” which is kind of like plastic surgery, kind of a body modification – but you don’t see it. It is on the inside. It isn’t something I would necessarily normally do, because I am very happy with my vagina the way it is. It is one of […]

I Can Make You Thin Through The TV

I am now super into the new tv show “I CAN MAKE YOU THIN.” This dude, Paul Mckenna, is all in your business talking about how he can make you thin – through the television! It is very exciting. I have only seen the first episode, but I am hooked already. There is a studio […]

Chubby

Just read an article about myself where I described myself as “chubby” and I think that it is a fairly unacceptable description, and I want to apologize to myself for saying it, because that is just wrong. I am not chubby – and to call myself that is to endanger the lives of millions of […]

Hot Like Me

I have beautiful, amazing, incandescently glowing and mostly clear skin, and I try really hard to get it that way. Skin is totally important to me. I don’t wear a lot of makeup, and so I rely on my healthy appearance to get me by. It isn’t easy, especially when you are pushing 40 as […]

Suhaila and Isabella

Of course, the two most beautiful women in the world are Suhaila Salimpour and her amazing daughter Isabella:

Selene Luna

Who is beautiful? Selene Luna! This picture is amazing. She looks like she is on the Ed Sullivan show or something. That face! That hair! That gorgeous figure! She’s proof dynamite comes in small packages.

How to Look Good Naked

I am completely into the new reality show “How to Look Good Naked” hosted by Carson Kressley. It is kind of like a traditional makeover show with shopping and finding the right clothes for your body type, hair/makeup, etc… except it is more goal oriented because at the end, Carson makes the women feel so […]

Ryan Heffington

It would be hard to find someone more beautiful than Ryan Heffington. He’s like one of those people that everyone agrees on. We may all be different, but we share a common bond. We all think Ryan is hot! He is a self-professed tranimal – which is a cross between a tranny and an animal […]

What Else is Beautiful?

Striking Writers! I love that they are seeing how important they are and how Hollywood doesn’t exist without them. Writers make the world of entertainment go around and they should be treated with respect. I support them and I applaud them, and I am one of them! Cameltoe Cameltoe is beautiful. It is kind of […]

Olu

Olu is gorgeous. She is one of my very favorite bellydancers. Her movements are silky and precise and her body is just beyond beautiful. She looks like an Algerian postcard from the 1920s, something to entice you to visit mysterious new lands. I love her!

Diana Yanez

Who is beautiful? Diana Yanez! Looking good!

Ian Harvie

Who is beautiful? Ian Harvie. The handsomest guy around. Wow! And he’s not just great looking. He is also an awesome comic and a terrific pal. Come check him out on on my new tour, “Beautiful,” premiering in Australia. US Dates will be announced soon!