Y’all, it’s been a while but I am back and better than ever with the news that you need: I’M HEADING OUT ON TOUR AGAIN! You didn’t think I was gonna let Trump have all the fun to himself now did you?
I took time off to work on material near and dear to me, which is why I know you will enjoy
“FRESH OFF THE BLOAT”. I’m cruising through the U.S. and then on to Europe.
This is my sickest show to date. My grandmother said, “You look like bloated as if you’ve been found dead in a lake after several days of searching.” (Koreans are the most savage of all the Asians.)
This time, I’m talking about being fresh off drugs, drinking and on the brink of suicide and I’ve come back to life. I’ve finally been fished out of the river Styx.
It’s meta. It’s magical. It’s me.
I’m dragging my ass to a city near you with a fresh, snarky and sexy outlook and I cannot wait for you to be right there with me. And don’t freak out if you don’t see your city, this is only the first leg of the tour.
It’s a celebration, bitches.
PS. THANK YOU Albert Sanchez for the beautiful photo and Tour Design for the gorgeous design!