R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith

I am very sad to hear of Anna Nicole Smith’s death. She’s about my age, and I used to see her around, back in the day when I used to see people around. I didn’t know her well, but I always thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. So pale and blonde, with this incredible soft serve ice cream vulnerability, like ripe summer peaches hot from the sun, or rice pudding made from grains boiled for over a day on the stove; Anna Nicole Smith was the goddess of all things that are sweet and enveloping.

I hope that she is happy now, where she is. It is easy to picture her there, riding the clouds, her young son at her side, a million miles above the paparazzi and the tabloids, the gossip columns and the lawsuits and Bobby Trendy and Trimspa and the rest. I hope she feels thin, and nothing is bugging her, and that she doesn’t have any more doubts or worries. Only puppies and kisses and love. Because she deserves that.

8 thoughts on “R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith

  1. According to Larry Birkhead’s sworn testimony at the Bahamian Inquest, Anna Nicole gave Ecsatsy and methadone to her son Daniel whom later overdosed and died.
    Anna Nicole was a tragic person and a victim of her reckless lifestyle.

  2. Some stupid website called “who’s dating who” seems to think that you and Anna Nicole Smith dated. I guess it just looks for search terms that cluster together or something.

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