Here is the amazing poster from last weekend’s shows at the Warfield in San Francisco, done by artist Jason Mecier. It is made from a bunch of my garbage, which I sent him a little while ago. It is really extraordinary and certainly something not just freegans will appreciate! I love it and I am […]
I am worried about Tibet, and concerned that China will retaliate to the recent outbreak of violent protests by the Tibetan people. Tibet is a peaceful country, and has remained so miraculously, despite all of the crimes committed by the Chinese. Their culture has been repressed and controlled beyond belief. Tibetans want desperately to practice […]
I am disappointed by Geraldine Ferraro. I always thought she was cool! That sucks that she thinks that the only reason Barack Obama is where he is today is because he’s black! It reminds me of when I started, comics were jealous of my early success, and they would say, “Oh, the only reason she’s […]
This is appalling. And it isn’t some crazy backwoods religious nut. This is an elected official! This kind of hate speech is intolerable. I don’t know why people think there is some kind of homosexual agenda. I have been around the whole world of homosexuality for a long time now and I have yet to […]
It is 3am and the phone is ringing. Who do you want picking up the phone? Well, if someone is calling me at 3am, then usually, they are looking for some ass. I don’t think that I will be picking it up, unless I am somehow craving ass at that particular hour, which I usually […]
I cannot believe that Airborne is a fraud! I used to take the stuff religiously with my water – which I have already talked extensively about. The only thing that I drank instead of water was water with airborne. Sometimes I would make a special cocktail of airborne and emergen-c mixed. I don’t want to […]
Congratulations to Christian for being so fierce and winning Project Runway!!! I really thought that all the designers were very talented and did an amazing job but Christian – let’s face it – the bitch is fierce. I was into him from them moment I laid eyes on him because of his cute little tattoo […]
Thanks for all of the questions on my blog and myspace blog! Here are some answers: I get that whole water thing but I’m curious to know your stance on Seltzer Water… (yes I really wonder about this) I really enjoy seltzer water, sparkling water, soda water, Perrier – all types of these kinds of […]
I am traveling today and can’t blog. Anything you want to ask me?
I have beautiful, amazing, incandescently glowing and mostly clear skin, and I try really hard to get it that way. Skin is totally important to me. I don’t wear a lot of makeup, and so I rely on my healthy appearance to get me by. It isn’t easy, especially when you are pushing 40 as […]
I just got back from Australia, which is really very very far away. Getting back was a lot easier than getting there, for some reason. On the way there, we went from Philadelphia to LA, then from LA to Auckland – which is a long ass flight. No wonder Bjork beat that guy’s ass! I […]
