The sniper trials have begun, with a bang one might suggest, and John Allen Muhammad, the elder of the two suspects, pleads not guilty. Remember how scary that whole thing was? The news channels were once again firing up the constant coverage as well as the crawl underneath, usually repeating the information just given to […]
“In fourteen hundred and ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue” – then landed on an island inhabited by gentle people, and killed fucking everybody to prove that the world was round, not actually flat. I have been to that island, and will never return, because there is not a moment where I don’t feel […]
If you are faint of heart, don’t read this. Don’t. Close this window. Now. Do it. You cannot handle it. After you close the window, get off the internet. It is too much for the faint of heart. There could be a pop up, a virus, a worm, some sixty-three year old man pretending to […]
The Roman Catholic Church is talking about how condoms don’t block AIDS. I don’t know what to say about that. And taking the vow of celibacy doesn’t prevent pedophilia. What is wrong with them? If they oppose all forms of birth control, then when do we get to actually fuck? Or how do we get […]
People get so pissed off at Ann Coulter. I never really saw her before, but when her name is mentioned in my circles, muthafuckas go off. I realized I needed to do some research on her. Generally, I will read everything and agree somewhat with everyone, even extreme or stupid points of view, because anyone […]
My feet are fucked up yo. It was really bad. I mean really fucking bad. I think that my athlete’s foot had gotten to some type of chronic level. There had been worse times in my foot life. For years, I had a plantar’s wart on my right foot, and it had grown so hard […]
I’m destroyed over the Roy mauling incident. It is horrifying. I can barely speak of the tragedy. It makes me terrified, angry that I am able to do nothing but wait, and see how he will heal this. Will he be ok? He had lost a lot of blood, and is in critical care. I […]
What you talkin’ ’bout ARNOLD?!!! Yo Terminator!You need to stop goosestepping up to the gubernatorial race because you have to terminate your campaign. What the fuck is wrong with you? Bodybuilding is alright and everything, but you are not doing multiple reps, you are making multiple missteps. I got nothing against Austria. I got mad […]
I cannot get enough of Atmosphere’s new record Seven’s Travels. MC Slug loves the ladies with the low self esteem. Like Beyonce – I am crazy in love, like this kind of thug/playa/rappa love that I have been immersed in for the last few decades. I wrote him a fan letter, but since our tour […]
What if God was one of us? What kind of God are you? Dear God, I hope you get this letter. I hope things will get better around here. we don’t need a big reduction in the price of beer. Please make the journey easier for people from Mexico to cross the border into Arizona, […]
Rush Limbaugh is in an avalanche of shit, dawg! I think that he has been hateful for the entire time he has been in the public eye, even up until Wednesday, when he made that comment about Donovan McNabb making it because he is Black. Right, and I made it because I am Korean. What […]
You might be playa hatin’ Tucker Carlson, who is the bowtied, smug conservative on CNN, possibly better suited for Fox News, as he is a rare Generation X hipster pundit, which has not happened since the days of Kennedy, the bespeckled, smarty pants young Republican on MTV, but you cannot go and crank call him […]
