I have never gotten comfortable with having group sex even though I have done it a number of times. More than what I can count on my fingers and toes, which dishonors them for all their hard work. It did make my hands strong for guitar and motorcycle, but as for getting anything out of it besides having lots of sex I came up empty Read More

Margaret returns to Provincetown, MA this August!


I’m so thrilled to return to my beloved Provincetown and the shows there are always amazing. All new material. Gratuitous nudity. Lots of wildness coming your way! Please come and join me this summer!

– M

August 11th – 18th, 2012


The Art House

214 Commercial St

Provincetown, MA 02657

Get tickets HERE


Can you imagine a world without internet? Yes, but only because I lived it, and to be without it having lived with it for a long time would be unbearable. I filled time before with renting videos – not dvds – VIDEOS! – and had many membership cards from establishments as far flung as North Hollywood and Melrose Ave. I would watch movies with friends Read More


I moved and I didn’t want to, but it was beyond my control. It’s traumatic, moving, even though that is all I do it seems, these days. My entire life is putting things that I might need and usually never use haphazardly into bags and boxes and sending them on to the next place. Everything has the wear of travel on it, skid and scuff, Read More

Spring Tour Dates

Margaret is hitting the road for a few shows this spring! Check out the Tour page for info about shows in:

Ithaca, NY
Birmingham, AL
Rehoboth, DE
New Brunswick, NJ
Santa Rosa, CA
St. Louis, MO

Check back for announcements about dates this summer and fall – SOON!

Chop Suey Font

Oh if I had a dollar for every time I have seen ads promoting me with racist caricatures, fonts or descriptions – I would have many, many, many dollars, flying off me like lettuce leaves that you could roll up some rice and dried shrimp and chili paste in. The first time was when I was about 16 or 17, on a wall of hastily Read More

TV Dinner

swanson tv dinner

I could really go for a tv dinner right now.  The 70s kind, like the Hungry Man dinners from Swanson – Salisbury steak that has the compartments with the meat in the middle then peas, mashed potatoes, a corn bread puff or chocolate cake above the meat like word balloons. What was that corn bread puff? It was like cornbread but also usually soft inside Read More

Online Shopping

What am I doing? I am shopping online, which is only my favorite thing to do in the whole world. Isn’t that dumb? I am not trying to toot my own horn or fart out a reville or something, but I have done some fairly incredible things in my life. I am able to pursue dreams and actually live them, do them, be them, but Read More