It’s Me, Margaret

Thanks for all of the questions on my blog and myspace blog! Here are some answers:

I get that whole water thing but I’m curious to know your stance on Seltzer Water… (yes I really wonder about this)

I really enjoy seltzer water, sparkling water, soda water, Perrier – all types of these kinds of beverages. I think they are refreshing and good to drink. The problem is that the bubbles in the water really make me fart a lot – and I am the type of person who doesn’t need any help in that department. I am a super farty kind of person, and I will do it and admit that I did it. Whosoever hath smelt it, hath dealt it, and I am the dealer. I have all the fart cards and I deal them without mercy. Don’t ask me to hit you! I am also worried that the carbonation in these drinks will somehow make the water unhealthy. I am not sure about whether or not the carbonation is actually bad for you, but any fruit that makes you toot with that much sturm und drang can’t be good. I think musical fruit is cute but not when it’s playing Wagner.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THE DIVA CUP??

I tried the Diva Cup but it’s not big enough! I need a Diva 32-ouncer, because I feel like I’m bailing out a sailboat with the Diva Cup. It’s too small. I can’t unload it fast enough.

Are you ever going to do another network show or sitcom??? I miss your show still. I peed my pants laughing every time you were on. ( Figure of speach I swear lol)

Yes! I am doing a new reality show on VH1 called “The Cho Show,” starring me and my parents! It will start sometime this summer. Check out my website for more details soon. It’s gonna rule.

what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen or done lately this year? (besides your work, of course…)

I am absolutely in love with the Flight of the Conchords. They are so damn funny and also make some good music.

What’s your favorite thing about Los Angeles?

I love it because my house is there and my friends are there and my dogs are there and my husband is there….

Are you missing the finale of project runway? call me i’ll tell you who wins…

I totally missed it and I’m really upset about it. I have a feeling it’s Christian, but I don’t even want to know. If it’s not him I don’t want to know!!

…since I’m a Librarian what is the best book you’ve ever read in your life?

My favorite book for the longest time was “The Lovely Bones” by Alice Sebold. I really love “The Bluest Eye” by Toni Morrison. I think Toni is my favorite author. I also love “The Namesake,” by Jhumpa Lahiri, which they made a film of starring Kal Penn!

What advice would you give aspiring comedians, writers, actors – hell, all creative people – who want to pursuit their dreams?

Just keep doing it, no matter what. I think tenacity is the main ingredient for success. People who just don’t give up, never give up, will eventually succeed.

if you could be any animal, what would you want to be and why?

I would like to be one of my dogs, because they have the best life!

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